SUCCESS
Read this now or hate yourself later
If I told you what this was you’d never click it
Early signs of your death
Verified
My little man never rising to the occasion
Is it too late to save your memories?
Perfect for all activities and seasons
Unload groceries in one or two trips
Protect and beautify your garage floor
You will not believe why his dad shot him
Eat this
magic is one click away
get erect, get correct, get respect
Where do we send your bottle of Brain Storm?
Glasses destroy your vision
Potatoes will kill you
This made hitler cry
You look terrible Jake
Don’t ignore this
Translated directly from the junk email filter of Jake Nassif