What you gave me
AN INVENTORY OF 7TH BIRTHDAY GIFTS.
Luges? Lugos!
Turns out “skitlls” are Johanna’s favorite candy.
We hope Mrimeum/Miriam will appreciate the cursive signature.
More Skittles. The Mood Lamq is a vase filled with color-changing LEDs and liquid-filled plastic bubbles. Whatever’s in it is hazardous enough the package says, “do not dispose of bubbles in the sink or garbage.”
The diary was scientifically designed to make 7-year-old girls flip out: velvety exterior with celestial patterns, a giant neon initial “J” on the front, a quill topped with a hot pink feather, and secured with a flinky lock and key.
It took me a while to figure out this was a Fairy Crystal Light Catcher.
Dear “No one” (a/k/a Nanni).
“FurReal Friends” are a disturbing type of vibrating plush that startles when touched.
You know what’s big? Oversized novelty stuff.
Like a pencil the size of your forearm.
The ultimate Thank You note cop out. Sorry, Clara.
