What you gave me

AN INVENTORY OF 7TH BIRTHDAY GIFTS.

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Luges? Lugos!

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Turns out “skitlls” are Johanna’s favorite candy. 

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We hope Mrimeum/Miriam will appreciate the cursive signature.

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More Skittles. The Mood Lamq is a vase filled with color-changing LEDs and liquid-filled plastic bubbles. Whatever’s in it is hazardous enough the package says, “do not dispose of bubbles in the sink or garbage.”

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The diary was scientifically designed to make 7-year-old girls flip out: velvety exterior with celestial patterns, a giant neon initial “J” on the front, a quill topped with a hot pink feather, and secured with a flinky lock and key.

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It took me a while to figure out this was a Fairy Crystal Light Catcher.

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Dear “No one” (a/k/a Nanni).

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“FurReal Friends” are a disturbing type of vibrating plush that startles when touched.

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You know what’s big? Oversized novelty stuff.

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Like a pencil the size of your forearm.

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The ultimate Thank You note cop out. Sorry, Clara.

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