Welcome to 1999

Imagine it takes you 5 years to finally download photos off a phone. Only to discover they mostly suck—poorly lit, not what you intended to capture and WAY too freakin’ small. To add insult to injury, you bought a $15 data-transfer cable that ended up being worthless. You couldn’t have made this process harder or more disappointing. But goddammit—after all that, you’re going to share those photos.

Command-= some of these cuz I clearly didn’t get that I could set the resolution.